They Called Me Mad at the University!


Halloween 1997. I think. Time is a blur.

I am MAHK.
My life is a game. When I'm at work, I make games. After hours, I play them.
I am often portrayed as a cartoon villain.
I went to MIT, where I got a B.S. and an M.S. there. I majored in Computer Science, minored in assassin , and underwent a startling transformation.
In the winter, I have been known to careen down mountains with boards strapped to my feet. In the summer, I don't.
I have, in the past, been known to run around in the woods with a map and compass, but it's been a few years now.


Me and my friend Michelle Bush, from the 1993 MIT Yearbook.

I have found a remarkable proof of this theorem, but this web page is too large to contain it.

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GCS d- s-:+>-: a- C++$ U P- E W++ N+(-) w(+) M- V-- PS+ PE Y+>++ t(+) 5++  R+++$ tv+()
b+ DI+(++) D+(--)$ G e+++ h- y?
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